Hillary’s Daily Racing Form

By Hostile Witness

This week, Hillary Clinton encouraged her supporters to root for the lone filly in the Kentucky Derby, a horse named Eight Bells.  She even claimed that Chelsea was going to the derby with instructions to bet on Eight Bells.  In a bitter twist for Hillary, the race was won by a horse named Big Brown.  Eight Bells finished second but was fatally injured during the race and was euthanized on the track.  I hope Chelsea didn’t bet the whole $109 million.

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